Madame Fifi: A Communiqué

Madame Fifi, of Madame Fifi's House of Earthly Pleasures, Smith Street, Collingwood, and the owner and publisher of The Collingwood Bugle, has issued the following statement:

The Magpie Tribe is immune to insults, abuse, taunts, ridicule, slander, insolence, gibes, slurs, barbs, indignities, offence, outrage, and aspersions of any kind. In fact, we Collingwood supporters think safe sex is a bus shelter, so the idea of a dog blurting out Good old is both logical and commendable.

Further, Madame Fifi has issued sartorial suggestions for those attending the flogging of the Lygon Street Secondhand Sock Sellers on Sunday. The charming ensemble immediately to the right is available at the South Melbourne markets for $2.35. And should the weather hold, a tat from Vic of Vic Park is a winner. The number 35 is that of the great Peter Daicos.